Hell, that sounds like a title for a new Sky TV programme doesn’t it, perhaps on the health and happiness channel (if there is one!) In reality it’s just our very lovely Welsh porn star Loz Lorrimar flaunting herself in the countryside, no doubt flanked by an army of farmers and young men from the nearest incestuous village! I’m not sure how those farmer boys would go on the fact that Loz is getting fucked by a shemale though, it might bake their noodle a little. Can you imagine Ivor the sheep farmer leaning in to watch these two young Welsh lovelies taking their clothes off, only to find that Joanna actually has a tranny shaft hanging there between her legs when her panties come off? Now that would be worth a look wouldn’t it; never mind the hardcore porno, I’d be more interested in the face of the sheep farmer.
You don’t get any complaints from me though about the shemale, I’d happily fuck her in the ass while Loz Lorrimar licked and tickled my balls from behind, or perhaps sat on my face and let me smell that sweet smell of her wet and ready pussy. After giving out a good ass fucking I could get Loz onto my prick to jump up and down while she jerked off her girlfriend Joanna; now this movie would be worth watching wouldn’t it? Although I’m not naive enough to think that these two lovely girls would want an old timer like me in their porno! Who knows eh?



